- SPIKE: [voiceover] Well, it's taken me nearly five years of my life but I've finally finished my epic fantasy trilogy!
- RAINBOW: Rainbow Kick!!
- SPIKE: Ahh! Ah! Ah!
- PINKIE: [giggles] Oh, Rainbow Dash, we triggered Spike's Tourette Syndrome!
- RAINBOW: What a nerd! [laughter]
- SPIKE: That's okay, Pinkie- [Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash laugh at him] Pie- Ah! I'm sure it was just an- Ah! accident! Ah! Oh no!
- CELESTIA: Oh, Twilight, not this again...
- [Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash laugh]
- SPIKE: Oh no- [Pinkie and Rainbow laugh] Ah! [Pinkie and Rainbow laugh again] I can fix this- [Pinkie and Rainbow laugh again] I can fix this- Ah! I'll make a novella instead Wah!
- SPIKE: [continues in the background worriedly]
- PINKIE: Have you ever SEEN him this worked up? [giggles]
- RAINBOW: He has SUCH a weak grip!
- SPIKE: Ah!
- SPIKE: My life's work... I have nothing left.
- [fire crackling]
- CELESTIA: [hums while roasting a marshmallow]
- SPIKE: [crying]
- [Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash laugh, but was cut off for a while in the end]
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